how to give a good handjob
- bop it
- pull it
- twist it
- harder
- better
- faster
- stronger
You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!Cha cha real smooth
none of you ever touch a penis
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challenge: name an object no human has attempted to use sexually
ur penis
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Reversed cotton candy eating.
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remember when a girl from my school wore a dress the same color as the green screen at prom
oh yes
her date did too
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AU meme; You finally delete your tumblr and get a life
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dontcha wish ur girlfriend was FAST like me
dontcha
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