geometricdeathtrap:

metallikato:

generallegendary:

metallikato:

jewelstaites:

how to give a good handjob

• bop it
• pull it
• twist it

• harder
• better
• faster
• stronger 

You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!

Cha cha real smooth

none of you ever touch a penis

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ejacutastic:

frostedbeanqueen:

christmasblogger:

challenge: name an object no human has attempted to use sexually

ur penis

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3 days ago

tastefullyoffensive:

Reversed cotton candy eating.

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3 days ago

efferescent:

remember when a girl from my school wore a dress the same color as the green screen at prom

oh yes

her date did too

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3 days ago

lets-do-the-time-lord-again:

tommostar:

AU meme; You finally delete your tumblr and get a life

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nyehridanwwempora:

dontcha wish ur girlfriend was FAST like me

dontcha

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10knotes:

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

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